omg it's so hilarious! okay soes, I was walking in the woods with my friend, right? and I dunno, the ravigne was hidden by leaves or something and my foot got caught in a root so I started to fall down (head first) while my friend was alughing hysterically at the top (mean) well I was kinda laughing too but whatever. and luckily, I hit a tree before falling into a river which had a very strong current so I could've drowned so the tree kiinda saveed my life...in a hurtful sort of way but when I got to the bottom I was kinda half laughing but more of the crying (because I'm fragile I guess) so when I sat up I was in all bruises and cuts, huge gouge in my stomach which still hurts like hell and for nature to finish me off I got knocked out by a branch when I stood up. (note to self: write a southpark story based on this event ) oh! and I'me free because I finally got fired! oh yeah baby! bet you wish you could get fired too! ha ha! more parties for ze Kayla! wooooooooo!!!!!!! I'm too overexcited for this crap...anyways alright peace out

loves ya alls,
Kayla M. (if you wanna know my middle name just ask my friends pressured me into saying this so don't blame me )